I’ve been so blind.
Your very best friend in the whole wide world.
It is one night bodyguarding your very best friend in the whole wide world. How hard could it be? I’m not your friend. Oh. Oh, really? Oh, you usually just let strangers rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom?
Geralt of Rivia and Jaskier in The Witcher: Season 1 (2019)
Geralt: Wait, did you just flirt with me?
Jaskier: Have been for the past ten years but thanks for noticing.
Netflix has released an official interactive map and timeline for season one of The Witcher. Click on events to find them on the map or read more about the history and lore of the Continent.
not to be controversial but like. women who don’t compliment or validate their male significant others and instead criticize them constantly or make fun of them constantly really bother me. like tell ur boyfriend he’s cute or that you like his ass, he needs to feel good about himself too